We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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