Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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