i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I need to stop coming to work sober
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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