if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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