What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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