party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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