YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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