she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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