i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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