you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Randomize
