u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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