I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
