Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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