yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm both gender and math confused
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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