didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
