'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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