Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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