Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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