one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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