I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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