dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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