i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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