They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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