Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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