You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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