I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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