tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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