White coat. Heels.
I'm really into asian looking animals
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
