6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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