Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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