I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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