Dual....:-)
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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