don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so let's talk penis.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
i out mim tonsoeep
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