guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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