She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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