Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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