Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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