Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My pussy is not your playground.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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