the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
do herpes really smell.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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