Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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