belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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