my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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