3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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