haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
the liver wants what the liver wants
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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