what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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