Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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