There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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