i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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