a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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