no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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