3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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