Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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