So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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