Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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