Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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