it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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