i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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