it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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