Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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