this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Success! We fucked roommates!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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